live, love, laugh
An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts. So, the driver happily munches them. Every five minutes, she give him a handful more peanuts.
Driver: why don't you eat them yourself?
Old lady: i can't shew. Look i have no teeth!
Driver: then, why did you buy them?
Old lady: oh, i just love the chocolate around them! (yaks!)
A message from the heart.
"If you don't take care of yourself, i will take good care of you! Funeral Homes.
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