Monday, June 30, 2008

joke for the week!

student's talking:

FEU: your tuition, it's just my allowance for a week.
LA SALLE: your tuition is just my allowance for a day.
UP: yeah! pero final n'yo, seatwork lang namin! (laban kayo!)

Graduation Speech:

"good evening", i am graduation, i invitation you all to eat our house because i know someday that i will eat your house too, ha ha ha ha!
"i'm sorry i told you i will eat you all, i died only five chickens and two porks, ha ha ha!
"sorry, guys, it will not enough for all and i will ask my father to cook my mother because they was the most important persons in my life! i thank you."

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