Sunday, July 20, 2008

live, love, laugh

An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts. So, the driver happily munches them. Every five minutes, she give him a handful more peanuts.

Driver: why don't you eat them yourself?
Old lady: i can't shew. Look i have no teeth!
Driver: then, why did you buy them?
Old lady: oh, i just love the chocolate around them! (yaks!)

A message from the heart.

"If you don't take care of yourself, i will take good care of you! Funeral Homes.

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